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It’s that time again! The time of year when millions of seniors graduate from their respective institutions and discover, “Hey guess what? You know that piece of paper you thought meant a damn? It doesn’t.”

Welcome to America kid. *Insert Nelson laugh*

And for anyone who believed the world would end in December and employed the mantra of “Yolo” as an explanation for various fuckery; experts have discovered a new Mayan calendar that extends far beyond 2012. Gotcha bitch.

This means I’ll be alive to see Avengers 2 come out! Sweet!

We saw Lebron garner his 3^rd MVP award, joining a distinguished list that includes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Moses Malone, and of course Michael Jordan; though Lebron is the only one who has yet to win an NBA title.

Though the economy still looms above us all with unemployment remaining a collective thorn in the side

of recovery, gas prices still substantially higher, and many Americans continuing to search as hard for a

job, as LeBron is for a ring…..The Avengers hit theatres last week.